...Hanging From a Telephone Wire?

Unlike previous participants, my lie will not be lame, as in, "When i was six, i broke four bones in my right hand," and then "no, i only broke three bones in my left hand - ha ha!" Or, i didn't actually 'swim' in the Arctic Ocean, i only dipped my toes in, or i only have a one-inch screw in my wrist, not a two-inch screw. However, that doesn't mean it won't be easy to guess the lie.

1. I fell asleep while with a date to an Alannis Morissette concert in the Delta Center.
2. I'm a Ute fan.
3. One of my photographs won second place in a Harmon's photo contest.
4. I once came face-to-face with a cougar while mountain biking.
5. I nearly drowned in a flash flood.
6. I almost hooked up with a Jehovah's Witness after my mission.
7. I won first place in my first half marathon.

There you go. I had to change some because we played the same sort of game during our family reunion and my sisters would probably remember my previous statements.